im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
I measure a mans worth by how well he can open the difficult to open pistachios for me.
Today I opened all of my pistachios with the help of no man.
They are worthless to me.
Goodnight from your friendly campus owl. #hoothoot #owlonsie #imcomfyasshit #kigurumi #college #morelikecoolege
pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die
that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends