Pretty kitty didn’t go out tonight so appreciate me and my cute tum 

  me    briefs    pretty kitty    sports bra    tum tum  

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

80slove:

Christian Slater & Winona Ryder

Jason Dean

  personal    me    utility pack    trigger warning  

I measure a mans worth by how well he can open the difficult to open pistachios for me.

Today I opened all of my pistachios with the help of no man.

They are worthless to me.

Chocolate and cigarettes.

Goodnight from your friendly campus owl. #hoothoot #owlonsie #imcomfyasshit #kigurumi #college #morelikecoolege

  hoothoot    kigurumi    morelikecoolege    owlonsie    imcomfyasshit    college  

tyleroakley:

no lies detected

reallyreallyreallytrying:

pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends