Pretty kitty didn’t go out tonight so appreciate me and my cute tum 

  me    briefs    pretty kitty    sports bra    tum tum  


im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me


Christian Slater & Winona Ryder

Jason Dean

  personal    me    utility pack    trigger warning  

I measure a mans worth by how well he can open the difficult to open pistachios for me.

Today I opened all of my pistachios with the help of no man.

They are worthless to me.

Chocolate and cigarettes.

Goodnight from your friendly campus owl. #hoothoot #owlonsie #imcomfyasshit #kigurumi #college #morelikecoolege

  hoothoot    kigurumi    morelikecoolege    owlonsie    imcomfyasshit    college  


no lies detected


pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die


that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends